Oz! The end of the yellow brick road! Down Under, where the temperatures (at least in my area) get up to 50C (122F).
Some stereotypes that need to be cleared up:
No, there are no kangaroos in the cities. Not even Perth.
We do not talk like Crocodile Dundee.
We don't wear khaki. At least, not the sane people.
We don't drink
beer all
day, unless we're drunks. Which we're not. At least not the majority of us.
We don't
ride kangaroos. That is physically impossible. Think about it.
Koalas are not bears. Full stop.
Good things about Aus:
In Perth at least (no I don't live here, but I do some of the
time), people are so friendly you can literally walk up to a
random's door and they don't run inside and call the
police.
We have some pretty cool history.
The weather is warm, even in winter (in WA anyway)
It snows, but not in all areas, and not all the
time. So if you want to go skiing or whatever, go to Canberra or something.
The beaches are dazzling, deadly and just damn
awesome.
We are the best country in the world. Sorry guys. Just be jealous and deal with it.
We have forests, deserts, beaches, mountains,
snow, and just everything.
Fremantle Prison rocks.
Bad things:
Julia Gillard.
Asians are slowly taking over.