abort the food baby

Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.

I really had to abort the food baby before my meeting since I ate so much at the Indian Buffet.

by gradschoolfool January 27, 2010

cookie abortion

-verb
distruction of dough before it has a chance to develop

-make me some cookies
-cant, I already committed cookie abortion. sorry.

by stvncmupwths November 14, 2010

arboreal napologist

one who studies the effects of nap taking in trees

If you want to know about napping in trees, consult an arboreal napologist.

by arbordwell April 29, 2015

Arborosexual

The sexual orientation toward the world of insects.
Not to be confuses with formicophilia, which is the act of being crawled by insect and deriving sexual pleasure.

- Gay bi straight?
- Arborosexual!
- What?
- I like to fuck those ants pussies, they are so tight!

by Pellostyle September 14, 2016

Ambor

Is one of a kind. She is full of energy optomiziume. Always happy and ready to take the day by storm. Once you've met her you can never forget her contagious fun loving spirit for life.

Ambor

by Fuzzy doodle February 2, 2017

Abortion Clinic

When someone always swallows after BJ's.

Ex: Man, Heather is such an abortion clinic.

by Lmaothatsgaybro October 13, 2018

cuban abortion

whan a women jumps off a stair case because she does not have enough money to get a regular abortion.

Girl "im pregnant"
guy"its ok we can do a cuban abortion ."

by tckeller50 November 29, 2017