A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.
by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004
Get the boner assassin mug.the fifth installment to the assassin's creed franchise, assassin's creed 3 is not assassin's creed 5 because it introduces a third assassin to the franchise. the story's setting will be the revolutionary war around 1777. the new assassin's name is Connor. he is half white half Native American. i won't put his Native American name because his native american name is too fucking long and i don't know how to spell it. there will be key figures from the time period including george washington, benjamin franklin, and possibly charles lee who is some random general that almost got george's job but didn't qualify because he didn't tell his father that he cut down the cherry tree. The new assassin, connor, will have an array of weapons including a tomohawk, knife, hidden blade, bow and arrow, musket, and pistol. there are hints in the trailer that there will be duel-wielding because the video shows him fighting with a tomohawk and a knife. also there are two pistols on his outfit which also indicates duel-wielding with long-range weapons. a change to the original parkour system in assassin's creed is the new surrounding which will mostly be forest areas. ubisoft will be making changes to the parkour to fit this unique environment. to learn more i suggest looking up videos from ign. watch them on youtube if you dont have a fast computer because ign's video player is fucking bullshit and takes too long. the game will be released in october.
reader: man this guy did his homework. what a nerd. he needs to get a life.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.
by assassin'screedneedisaymore? June 17, 2012
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1.When one Assassinate's one's self.
2. The act or action of performing an Assassination on one's own self.
3. A more classier word for Suicide.
2. The act or action of performing an Assassination on one's own self.
3. A more classier word for Suicide.
Guy 1: It tough to hear Jimmy committed suicide.
Guy 2: Think of it as an assassination.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Jimmy assassinated himself.
Guy 1: Ahh so he committed a Self Assassination.
Guy 2: Think of it as an assassination.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Jimmy assassinated himself.
Guy 1: Ahh so he committed a Self Assassination.
by CoUnMe April 22, 2010
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His jeans were so tight I was sure he played for my team, but it turns out he was just a gaydar assassin.
by Metalbeast May 26, 2010
Get the Gaydar assassin mug.A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.
A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.
While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
by The padre October 17, 2009
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An organized game played mostly on college campuses in North America. It is usually run by and for students living in a particular dorm or group of dorms near one another. The game may last from a few days to a few weeks, and it ends either on a predetermined date or when only one participant is still "alive." (The person or people still alive at the end are the winners.)
Kills are made in different ways depending on the rules laid out at an initial meeting. For example, a bop with an empty soda bottle, a squirt from a squirt gun, or even a hug may be used to represent a kill. Often, each participant is assigned a particular person that they have to "assassinate" in each stage of the game as long as they remain alive. Lists of still-living participants are often posted daily in a dorm lobby or on an RA's door.
Assassins generally doesn't have any sort of safe bases or time-of-day restrictions on kills, so participants can be tricked or trapped into a "deadly" situation at any time or place, from a mid day English class to a drunken 3 am bathroom trip. It can cause some paranoia, but is generally regarded as an interesting way to spice up dorm life, meet new people, and get involved in some ridiculous scenarios.
An organized game played mostly on college campuses in North America. It is usually run by and for students living in a particular dorm or group of dorms near one another. The game may last from a few days to a few weeks, and it ends either on a predetermined date or when only one participant is still "alive." (The person or people still alive at the end are the winners.)
Kills are made in different ways depending on the rules laid out at an initial meeting. For example, a bop with an empty soda bottle, a squirt from a squirt gun, or even a hug may be used to represent a kill. Often, each participant is assigned a particular person that they have to "assassinate" in each stage of the game as long as they remain alive. Lists of still-living participants are often posted daily in a dorm lobby or on an RA's door.
Assassins generally doesn't have any sort of safe bases or time-of-day restrictions on kills, so participants can be tricked or trapped into a "deadly" situation at any time or place, from a mid day English class to a drunken 3 am bathroom trip. It can cause some paranoia, but is generally regarded as an interesting way to spice up dorm life, meet new people, and get involved in some ridiculous scenarios.
by k.ann.h May 6, 2006
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