Ashlee Simpson

-Hideous boot-face "singer"
-Got into the business by using her sister, Jessica Simpson
-Got famous for being a dumbass...aka everyone loves to watch her crash and burn!

-hey man, did you see boot-face get booed off the stage last night?
-ah no, i missed it, but i did see people chucking rocks at her two nights ago...good times!

by Joe Simpson May 7, 2005

ashlee simpson

Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.

Ashlee Simpson. Its funny. Really.

by billy_liar13 September 7, 2008

ASHLEE KING

Noun, adjective, verb: An exclamation used in all conversations by those in the know. Derived from the life of an ice skater commonly found on a journey to the past, it expresses joy, pain and bemusement.

Did you see who rolled their ankie at Finnegans the other night?
Was it ASHLEE KING?

by Patch Bay October 23, 2011

ashlee fernandez

A super hot blonde chick with green eyes. usually around 5'2 sometimes grows to be 5'4. Super sweet caring woman but also has a little latina blood in her which makes her fiesty. Most likely has a nice ass. If you ever meet a Ashlee Fernandez don't let her go. She'll be the best you ever had!

Damn look at that Ashlee Fernandez.

by Jbear101 April 21, 2017

Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

Shit ball suck b*tch ......PUNK dream on go back to mommy .....Dumbshityness must run in the family!

Ashlee...Ho-Down and LipSync on National Broadcast.

by Skiba Sucks Donkey Balls January 7, 2005

ashlee porter

An extermely beautiful girl that deserves nothing but the best. she is truly amazing

ashlee porter is a beauty

by vandea September 2, 2009