shelby and asher

They make you want to die in a ditch.

Shelby rejects you before asher asks.

Asher Steals all the girls from you.

They make me want to die in a ditch because they are dating even though I asked first.

Thanks for kicking me in my back.

Shelby and Asher usually means that you want to die in a ditch.

>----o Dead

by Carson-Rejected By Girls April 2, 2022

monkey asher

A monke who is NOT disabled

Sam: Monkey asher is NOT disabled!

by monke sam fan October 1, 2020

Kyra Asher

Kyra Asher is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She has a love for the ocean and she loves hard. You will never meet another girl quite like Kyra. She makes sure everyone around her is okay before herself. She always is overly generous and will give you her life savings just because you asked. She has a temper but it can easily be cured with some food. She is stunning in every way and can basically pull off any style. She doesn’t mind sticking up for the ones she loves by yelling. You’ll never find anyone as loyal, kind, and beautiful as Kyra Asher. Even though she’s a little bit stupid sometimes she will always try to be her best just for you.

“Look it’s Kyra Asher!! She looks so pretty today let’s go say hi!”

by Loverrrrboyyyyyy May 13, 2023

asher dowd

looks like a goldfish and is a willy

asher dowd look like a goldfish.

by yuddman June 6, 2021

Asher's penis

A Very long object that is only given to the big booty hoes

"Hey look its asher's penis!" "WOW its very long can i touch it?"

by BigBoyShlong November 4, 2020

Asher Ramirez

A guy I knew in 6th grade who was super sweet.
We played minecraft together many nights until I had to move away, I didn't get to say goodbye..
I masturbate every time I think of him in bed, I miss you :(((

Who's Asher Ramirez?
The nicest fucking guy in existence don't touch him

by Lil​ April 11, 2022

Asher Roth

A rapper who sings in monotone and recycles instrumentation from other songs, and reaches the Top 10 on iTunes only because people are buying his music to make fun of how bad it is.

ME: My name is Asher.
PERSON: Oh, like the rapper!? :3
ME: NO GOD DAMN IT I HATE ASHER ROTH SO MUCH

by Orbockle Q. Archenfeather March 22, 2009