apple sauce suprise

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and swirls it around in her mouth until she swolles it

Apple sauce suprise isAfter the guy Apple sauce surprised me I never ate apples again

by John buckabitch November 17, 2015

apple sauce

Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.

Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

American apple sauce

The act of pouring apple sauce into a womens rectum then vigorously eating it out and or sexual intercourse. There for using it as lube.

man: yo, i american apple sauced this brunett.
man 2; ha i did that the other month.
man 3; i saw chocolate chips

by YMCA rehabilitation center April 12, 2011

applesauced

The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.

My Cousin applesauced the party.
My Uncle applesauced the funeral.
I was in the hospital after a car crash, but my Sister applesauced me.

by Bosox099 September 29, 2009

Getting applesauced

Taking a direct hit to the Adam's apple making it feel like it's been turned to sauce

Man that guy was getting applesauced

in that fight last night he could barely even speak today

by Mzavy August 9, 2016

pish posh apple sauce

Something that is total bullshit that only a complete dumby would believe. Usually people with no friends say things that are pish posh apple sauce.

I laid 3 times last night.
Thats pish posh apple sauce!

by asdfdasfdsaasf February 14, 2012

applesauced

To completely obliterate your opponent to the point at which all that remains resembles freshly splattered Applesauce.

While Playing Gears of War with Hound, I Applesauced my opponent with one shot to the chest with my Shotgun.

by Mario Baeza August 4, 2007