Andre

A short person who looks like Harry Potter, acts like a crazy person every now and then, and looks like a nerd.

Did you know Andre is going to an anime con because he is desperate to see his favorite vtuber.

by MMTC August 20, 2022

Andre

Someone who always says, "People die everyday."

and always "live-titties" as a substitute for the popular turn of phrase, "deadass."

Anyone: "Ouch, I have a paper cut!"
Andre: "People die everyday."

Anyone: "No way you met 21 in Drake's crib."
Andre: "Bro, live-titties, I did."

by daddiedre November 6, 2022

Andre

Andre is a special type of man, he has poor communication skills, social anxiety and big npc energy. He struggles with girls and isn't ready for a relationship, although he wants hugs (So please give them to him). But hes an amazing guy, always down to help out even if he struggles, he is really smart and can spend 2 hours studying for an exam and then get an A+. And to top it all off hes funny.

Person 1: How would you describe Andre?
Person 2: Imagine a skyrim npc

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Andre

A very awesome guy

Andre wanna fuckkk~~~~

by Vicbucks December 7, 2021

Andre

The one and only.

"fuck crackers (oo)" - Andre 2019

by anonymous November 6, 2021

Andres

a guy who's sweet, funny, and over all has an amazing personality. He's really cute and wholesome and is always loyal to those loyal to him.

Awww Andres bought me flowers today

by savvey9 October 11, 2021

Andres

All Andres are unbelievably sexy, smart, funny, and charming. They are the topic of many fantasies, often accused of being man-whores. Always have a long line of girls after them, even some men too – an Andres is that sexy. Often seen around fellow good-looking men, such as Enrique, Raphael, and Jack.

Girl: SHIT THAT GUY IS SO HOT, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Guy: MAN, THAT GUY IS SO COOL, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Girl 1: SHIT THIS GUY JUST CHARMED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, HE'S SO SEXY AND AWESOME I WANT HIS COCK

Girl 2: HE MUST BE AN ANDRES.

by bpbiron April 16, 2010