Alfie

A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey

Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

alfie

alfie loves boys and usually looks up naked ones on google

try not to be an alfie

by jikolp February 10, 2022

Alfie

Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.

Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.

by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022

Alfie

man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.

"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."

by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022

Alfie

Massive cock hates gingers and likes big bobs and fights aliban members for isis

Alfie is a sexy beast with big cock would make me not walk for 3 weeks

by finlay sexy breast April 4, 2022

Alfie

a guy who runs a memepage to show he is funny but isnt

he is an alfie

by gayygayygayyassassass April 5, 2022

Alfie

A small dog with a perverse penchant for approaching and continuously sexually harassing larger, older dogs.

That dog in Portmarnock is a right Alfie

by WeLoveDeNortside April 10, 2022