Aftermornoon

A pleasant way of greeting your friend first thing in the morning...when it's the afternoon. Perhaps they stayed up studying, getting fucked up, having sex, binging movies, or even talking on the phone, but regardless of what the reason was, they woke up late. Don't want to say afternoon because that's just something you dont say to someone who has slept in; atermornoon is the perfect word.

Ashleigh - *1:26 pm* "I woke up before 2 pm, so suck it!"

Kevin - "Still can't say goodmorning so I don't see a difference."
.....
Kevin - "Good aftermornoon :)"

Ashleigh - "Good aftermornoon -_-"

by MarshallCuck May 27, 2019

Aftermorning

A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.

Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”

Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth

Example 2: Spelling bee contest*

Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING

Child: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.

Child:

A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Judge: That is correct!

Crowd Applause*

by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019

Aftermorning

Any period of time which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"

Hakan: "Good aftermorning Misterrr Ziad!"

Mr. Ziad: "Good aftermorning Hakan!"

by Mr. Ziad November 4, 2020

Afterbum

The warmth you feel on the toilet seat after someone else used it.

The afterbum was a nice surprise on a cold morning.

by Notn_much December 5, 2021

Aftersun

Calum fears growing old. We can assume this is a natural fear for many 30-somethings. However, he seems even more haunted by it than many his age, because his life doesn’t seem to be going as he wants. He has money issues, has not particularly found his career, and seems to be haunted by regrets and bad memories.
“I can’t see myself at 40, to be honest. Surprised I made it to 30.”

Aftersun.

by drug death June 6, 2024