REAR ADMIRAL

HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A PERSON WITH DIARRHEA OR COLITIS, IBS, OR OTHER SUCH MEDICAL CONDITION TO MAKE ANAL SEX WET AND MESSY WITH EXCREMENT

I WAS ABOUT TO BUNGHOLE HER WHEN SHE TURNED HER HEAD AND LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER, SHE ASKED ME "MY IBS IS ACTING UP, WILL THAT BE A PROBLEM?" I BATTENED DOWN THE HATCHES AND GOT READY FOR A REAR ADMIRAL.

by BENDOHVER August 23, 2016

Rear Admiral

Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral

I rear admiralled a girl last night whilst taking her from behind in the dining room

by jenm May 13, 2005

adderall admiral

A person who takes all the adderall

Jason: Wheres the adderall admiral
Austin: Who?
Jason: James, duh!

by royal TS July 14, 2016

rear admiral

A mixture between a wet willie and a wedgie.

You know what i mean.

I rear admiral'd this guy now my finger stinks.

by DirtBast October 29, 2007

Rear Admiral

The back of your ballsac as accessed from behind.

Dude, that tennis ball you threw caught me right in the rear admiral.

by Dan April 7, 2003

Rear Admiral

A salute from the rear.

You should walk right up there and give her the rear admiral.

by David October 19, 2003

The Admiral

A sexual position. Figure one stand at the position of attention with their hands behind their back while figure two performs fellatio on them. Commonly performed while wearing a sailors hat.

Last night my girlfriend and I tried The Admiral.

by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018