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guy:hey

Guy2: I live with a bitch called ADHD

Guy: ok?
by Coverblue January 17, 2022
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100% real and requires medication 100% of the time... With no restriction whatever... And they should give people with this Adderall for free... Yeaaaahh...
Hym "ADHD is real and should be medicated."

Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"

Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2022
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A Dick Head Disease
A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
My step son was just brought home by the police for breaking into a strangers house, urinating all over the floor, punching the 80 year old neighbour and then giving the police and the neighbour abuse for telling him he’s not allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants. It was ok though as when I informed them he had adhd we all laughed and he was given a biscuit and a pat on the back.
by ConnorGonna March 2, 2021
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Away for parents to hide their kids being little fuckers
Sam isn't bad behaved he just has ADHD
by YoureMessedUp August 28, 2017
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Something college students tell their doctors in order to get adderall or some other stimulant pill.
or
Something a teacher would call their students when they can't control the class room.
College Student: Doctor, I have ADHD, I just know it.
Doctor: I assume you want me to prescribe you adderall?
College Student: I preferred oxy but addys work too.
by yummyyerem June 4, 2016
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ADHDecaf

The person who can climb out of bed really early and go to sleep really late an still be more energized than everyone else because they have ADHD.
Frank: It's such a good day today!

George: It's Six in the morning. How are you not tired?

Frank: I drink ADHDecaf to stay awake. I don't need coffee!
by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016
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ADHD - A Drinking Game

ADHD Drinking game- Gather people around a table, as you would in zoomie zoomie. One person starts off the game as the ( Adderal ), tapping the table vigorously as the rest of the people follow suit. ( Adderal ) then does a random gesture then points to another player while the tapping of the table continues. The next player that ( Adderal ) points to will then do the gesture that ( Adderal ) did and pass it to another random player. The process is stacked and will continue until someone fucks up. Once someone fucks up, that person drinks while everyone else around the table sings " Asshole...Dick...Hand job...Drink!!" The game after that will continue with a new (Adderal). Anyone who volunteers to butt chug can overturn/add any rule they want.
by ADHD Master May 31, 2018
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