Septic Pear

The act of placing various fruits in ones anus, and then proceeding to eat it while having anal sex with them

sharice and I had great septic pear last night, her ass-grapes were delicious

by Thomas Crowe April 06, 2011

Eating a pear

Yet another term for masturbation.

Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.

by Teh Vesti sucks March 30, 2009

Pear Holing

A rough sexual act that is without definition. People who are into getting rough in the sack can simply describe their rough actions as pear holing instead of going into great detail about the logistics of their roughness.

Lee: "What did you and Rock do last night?"

Amanda K: "Oh you know, things got really rough. We were really pear holing!"

by This is for the Kitchen May 11, 2009

Prickly Pear

Eating a girl out with your chin stubble instead of your tongue.

Marissa loves when I give her the prickly pear in November.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

pear tree

Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
.....
Okay, I'm better now.

These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!

by Laser Potato August 22, 2004

Pear joke

inserting the word "pear" into another word.

That was a funny pear joke. example- Apearham Lincoln, Pearcent, Pearaschute, Compear.

by Pear King October 22, 2010

Pear Pie

When a guy ejaculates on someone's face and someone with a STD rubs their green discharge on the same person's face

Winnie: Hey, Honey you want a Pear Pie.
Crack Ho: Fo Sho but first will you gimme some o dat crack.
Winnie: Fo sho honey lemme just call one of my buddies.

by wryuoadgjl76588 February 02, 2011