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Glucose Father

A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"
That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.
by DrRwWwWrRr May 3, 2021
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father daddy

When you have a church daddy who gives you the holy spirit in exchange for sex.
Did you hear about Claire's new father daddy?? She fucks him during services and gets his holy cock.
by Slick philosopher July 10, 2017
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Crow Father

a pseudonym used by Philza on twitch.tv, a superhero father on the Origins SMP
"Crow Father will save us!"
by synseer April 26, 2021
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father raper

A person you may find sitting with all the mean nasty ugly looking people on the Group-W bench there in Whitehall Street. (Reference to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant")
The meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."
by Rev. Gideon June 4, 2008
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Father Bob

To get a boner your first time.
Little Douglas at the age of 6 got his father bob this morning!
by Brian91830 August 7, 2006
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Father's day

Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"
by Jonathan December 10, 2003
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