by RVDk September 7, 2017

by Withernseahigh January 30, 2017

by bojacksonfreak1 December 28, 2009

A Detroit Dove (not to be confused with a “Poopy Pigeon) is ascending up a tall building or skyscraper to the highest floor available and proceeding to a window that will allow you to take the greasiest and gnarliest shit your bowels will produce at that time so you may free your Detroit Dove to the witnesses below. You do not have to be in Detroit in order for your dove to fly. If you are in New York City and your dove needs to soar free it is NOT a NYC Dove. Detroit Dove has just flew in NYC.
I heard back in the day that a couple of the SNL cast bet Chris Farley to take the greasiest dump dump he could conjure off of the 15th floor of the Comcast Building. Chris won that bet after a bit of a struggling and a grunting, giving birth to a baby Detroit Dove. Soon after this nasty little Detroit Dove slid out of Chris’s ass nest crash landing on the sidewalk below on a busy Saturday night.
by tootdafluteswallowdamusic July 30, 2021

by The one and only truther May 16, 2017

A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.
Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.
by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012

Frankie: you know I’m actually black, I use dove nigga paint to make myself white
Aidy: I use dove nigga paint but mines chipping that’s why I got these freckles
Frankie: you must be using nigga dove paint then, it’s the off brand version
Aidy: I use dove nigga paint but mines chipping that’s why I got these freckles
Frankie: you must be using nigga dove paint then, it’s the off brand version
by moisturizer May 6, 2021
