Mr. Lynch

a hard, hard man.

Bro I relate so much to Mr. Lynch, we’re both always hard!

by shut up puss face April 8, 2022

james lynch

A man obsessed with all of the everything.

herder, james lynch, you need to get a life boii

by DiddyMkDickalot June 14, 2017

penis lynching

When you are about to cum and you grip right under the head of your penis as to not let anything come out. It's painful yet satisfying.

Oh my God dude, last night she gave me a penis lynching! It hurt like a son of a bitch, but I would totally do it again!

by Janae's snatcher July 5, 2016

Lynch Toad

A phrase than can mean whatever you want. Use it in place of anything.

"Dude how was the game?"
"It was pretty lynch toad"

"What happened to your car Leonardo?"
"I drove it off a cliff, now I'm stuck with this piece of lynch toad"

by The Kiberian Husky March 6, 2010

Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand

Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.

by Misha1369 September 29, 2009

lynch mobb

real ass Sicilian gangsta from brantford ontario

lynch mobb -flight plan kick you over a building

by lynch mobb May 10, 2016

pussy lynch

hanging a girl upside down by her clitoris with dental floss

I pussy lynched Sarah last night

by tittybitches November 13, 2013