by Biff Buttsack September 07, 2006
A happy volunteer member of a rural fire department. Can be noted by the ridiculous amount of emergency lights on his vehicle that will take years of volunteer fire or EMS calls to pay off.
Bob spent $2000 on emergency lights for his $500 rusted out truck after being hired on bumdick FD. Yeah, he's quite the jolly volly.
by Outoftreemonkey April 26, 2016
1.Where one or more males go to the toilet to have a pleasurable urinate involving conversations about birds, a form of male bonding.
2. A pirate flag consisting of a skull and cross bones.
2. A pirate flag consisting of a skull and cross bones.
by jack graham couldn't find a free name, so he used this instead July 26, 2006
A sexual position performed mainly on holidays, predominately Christmas. When you take a fat guy, strip him naked, and shove him down your chimney. When he reaches the hearth and becomes stuck, you beat his ash covered dick with a candy cane until the soot comes off. You continue to beat the obese man ensnared in your chimney, as you also start a fire underneath of him. When his fat, flabby cock is fully erected, break it. Bend his broken boner down, and as he ejaculates, and bleeds uncontrollaby, have him fart. The methane will ignite because of the fire, and will create a jet of flame propelling him straight out of your chimney as his pink discharge seeping from his penis provides lube on the inside walls of the chiminy for his fat legs to pass through. As you see him soar like an eagle over your house, yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL, A GOODNIGHT!"
"hey man, guess what i did last weekend. I kidnapped the mall santa, and gave him a good jolly cocking."
by lkreyna2 April 23, 2008
jol-ee roj-er
-part of speech: noun
-origin: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
1. the act of receiving a blowjob and ejaculating in a person's eye, thus making them squint and shout, "RRRRR" like a pirate;
usually performed after a Pittsburgh Pirates' victory, when television broadcaster Greg Brown says, "Raise the Jolly Roger!"
-part of speech: noun
-origin: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
1. the act of receiving a blowjob and ejaculating in a person's eye, thus making them squint and shout, "RRRRR" like a pirate;
usually performed after a Pittsburgh Pirates' victory, when television broadcaster Greg Brown says, "Raise the Jolly Roger!"
1. That was a great game tonight! I can't wait to go home and get a Jolly Roger from my wife;
2. Goddamn it, the Pirates lost again tonight. Their losing streak is now at 8 games. I haven't gotten a Jolly Roger in over a week... my balls feel like they are gonna explode.
2. Goddamn it, the Pirates lost again tonight. Their losing streak is now at 8 games. I haven't gotten a Jolly Roger in over a week... my balls feel like they are gonna explode.
by J McPott October 08, 2010
when your standing in the shower and you rub butts with your g/f and it just feels odd and really slippery.
she bends over for the soap and instead ramming your penis in her butt, you turn around, push your butt against hers and jolly roger the shit outta her.
Tip: hold her hips she she can't run away and rub vigorously!
Jolly Rogering is fun for anyone
Tip: hold her hips she she can't run away and rub vigorously!
Jolly Rogering is fun for anyone
by BostonStrangler22 August 11, 2008
A sexual encounter that involves an amputee, eye patch, feather, and exactly 15 crackers. The partner (gender neutral) receiving the penetration must be an amputee and must have exactly 15 crackers stuffed in their mouth at the time of ejaculation. The "Pitcher" must be wearing an eye patch and must have a feather to tickle the receiver with....thus the jolly part of the roger.
by skygod03 April 07, 2011