September 20th

Bunch of fucking idiots who signed a petition and thought it would be a splendid idea to storm Area 51; even after the Airforce had warned them NOT to storm Area 51 because they will take action and shoot everyone.

Fucking Idiots: We’re about to see some Aliens!

*Time Skip*

President on September 20 / 2020: Just as today, on September 20th 2019 marked the first ever moron wipe out; I am proud to say that we no longer have idiots roaming this planet.

by Kike Tyson August 6, 2019

October 20th

the best people ever are born on this day of the year

person 1: Jackie is pretty awesome

person 2: ya i heard she was born on October 20th

by kissme2005 October 12, 2019

November 20th

The day were its rains money phones and airpods but will live forever in his friends Minecraft sever R.I.P MakeAWish_kid

OH all the good times on November 20th

by HHTS November 13, 2019

May 20th

Still national shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day! #thunderdripotw

Sergio: Yo It’s May 20th!

All The Ho’s: *Start sucking cause they can’t talk*

by thenoob73 October 28, 2019

October 20th

International hug a boy day, this is the day that a female or a male can hug any male they want

October 20th is national hug a boy day

by Anonymous6678 October 16, 2019

October 20th

October 20th is national fuck a tree day make sure you participate In this amazing event

Today I’m going to fuck a tree as my boyfriend is to busy to fuck me so why not? October 20th!!

by Crossshirl💗 October 18, 2019

April 20th

April 20th is international Führer day

Guy 1:”Yoooo it’s April 20th”

by CoonSlay69420 October 16, 2020