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2022

The year everything get better but the world ends...
Jeez its already 2021 nearly 2022? i made the defintion 2004 in 2004? Woah its been fast... yeah now the worlds gonna end
by JimmersLadYT April 7, 2021
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2022

Ya though 2021 was bad? Get ready for war
2021: I hope 2022 is better
2022: it totally isn't
by SpeedTheJolteon March 6, 2022
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July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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January 1st 2022

Ninja will floss again, at exactly 12 AM January 1st 2022, Mark my words, and when he will, you don't wanna know what happens...
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about January 1st 2022?
Guy 2 : "We don't talk about January 1st 2022"
Guy 1: "Yeah..."
by I am a shark December 17, 2021
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July 1st, 2022

July 1st is the releasing of Stranger Things volume 2!
Bobby: Bro, don’t hmu on July 1st, 2022.

Daniel: Why?

Bobby: I’m finna binge stranger things volume 2 ong.
by Zaii June 30, 2022
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january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.
jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser
by eaj.piri January 4, 2022
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18 July 2022

Krissing day! The day where everyone spreads misinformation to fool others and then send them the famous Kris Jenner "KRISSED" meme.
Ellyn: YO BRO TODAY THEY ARE ANNOUNCING THE 5TH SEASON OF STRANGER THONGS OMGGG
Iza: WAIT FRRR?
Ellyn: gitchi gitch yaya tata
Iza: ...what?
Ellyn: Its 18 July 2022!
Iza: NOOOOOOO
by Youjustgotkrissedlol July 19, 2022
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