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Uterine Flush

The female period. On the rag. Aunt Flo. Monthly bill.
Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.

Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
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Flush But Verify

These new water-saving toilets are great, but after taking a massive dump, it's always a good idea to flush but verify.
by Justin Thyme Turd July 4, 2018
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Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.
John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
by PossumCuber July 9, 2010
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butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.
I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.
by benofmn July 15, 2013
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cunt flush

by Tatd4Life March 18, 2010
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complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person
hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush
by somethree May 9, 2013
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Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."
by Stew711 July 20, 2015
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