-girl finds out her boyfriend of 6 years was having an affair with another chick for a year-
(text message to boy)
Girl : You are a lying cunt!
(text message to boy)
Girl : You are a lying cunt!
by karmamagic19 January 8, 2020
Get the Lying Cuntmug. Alice in Chains fan 1:
"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"
Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!
"Dude, get the Music Bank CD if you want to hear some tight Alice in Chains demos, including Lying season!"
Alice in Chains fan 2:
mmmkay!
by kolorful October 27, 2008
Get the lying seasonmug. by sTROODLE May 5, 2004
Get the Ly, Shouamug. Nick: "Hey Mike...Michael Ly!"
Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."
Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"
Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."
Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"
Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."
Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"
Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."
Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"
Mike: *cries*
Nick: "Cry louder!"
Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).
Mike: "I'm behind you, idiot."
Nick: "Oh, sorry. Anyway, can you help me out with this Chinese book I have? I'm stuck on this word-"
Mike: "I can't really speak Chinese, sorry."
Nick: "...you mean...you don't know any Chinese? Your own mother/ father-speaking, native language which founded your heritage and the culture of your ancestors?!"
Mike: "Yeah, I don't actually know."
Nick: "So I could call you a tóng xìng and you wouldn't have any fucking clue would you?"
Mike: "No. I am ashamed of myself."
Nick: "That's right. Now go and sit in the corner you tóng xìng. And while you're there, you can cry for me...yes, cry...cry for me!"
Mike: *cries*
Nick: "Cry louder!"
Mikes: *cries more, then takes Samurai sword and performs Harikiri* (this is technically Japanese but we know that Chinese and Japanese are the same thing).
by 1nyro January 24, 2009
Get the Michael Lymug. by billybillyohbilly August 21, 2009
Get the not even lyingmug. A boy that lies a lot. Normally say things like, "I get all the ladies," or, "I have a big dick," or,"I'm smart." He does this for personal gain even though everyone can see through him.
by True Defs. September 22, 2016
Get the Lying Momohmug. A lying hoe named courtney who doesn't tell her friend something that is important but will tell a girl she JUST MET TWO MONTHS AGO EVERYTHING HMMM WHATS THAT SMELL LIKE OH YA A LYING FRIEND #fuckyoucourtney #burn #in #hell #urmeantome
Friend: i just need to tell you i like chicken
you: wow when did u know
friend: like 3 months ago, tiffany and tina already know tho
you: so i'm last
friend: yes
you: YOU LYING FRIEND EAT MY SHIT
you: wow when did u know
friend: like 3 months ago, tiffany and tina already know tho
you: so i'm last
friend: yes
you: YOU LYING FRIEND EAT MY SHIT
by THEONEWHOLIED March 10, 2017
Get the lying friendmug.