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1000 yarder

Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?

John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there

Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
by aces-up111 July 9, 2010
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1000s

The 1000s time period may refer to:

The decade that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1009. (This is different from the 101st decade but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1010).

The century that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1099. (This is different from the 11th century but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 1100).

The millennium that ran from January 1st 1000 and ended on December 31st 1999. (This is different from the 2nd millennium but works similarly and it ran from January 1st 1001 and ended on December 31st 2000).
The 1000s
by timebombing December 31, 2023
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1000 Islands

A geographic region located directly on the Ontario-New York border.in the picturesque St. Lawrence Valley.
In the steamship era, the 1000 Islands was a playground for New York City's most wealthy and famous, as it was possible to arrive by rail in a single day. Now that the jet set have aircraft, they've gone further afield and the world is their oyster.
by bitchuck June 13, 2025
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1000 iq

When someone thinks theyre highly intelligent and have it all figured out.

But once all the drama and noise is over, they just played themselves.
Jill: You see Bullet Train, 1000 iq movie
by yesiwantpineappleonthat September 30, 2022
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Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
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