You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

A super-neat widebody airliner made by Airbus that is 1000 times better than anything boeing has ever made (its a scientific fact). The A350 is the most advanced airliner in the sky, with a carbon fibre reinforced polymer airframe, super-efficient Rolls-Royce Trent XWB-97 turbofan engines and next-gen avionics. While the basic design dates back to the 2010s, the A350 has been continuously built in many variants and upgrades. Recently, the A350 was selected as the basis for singapore airlines' new ultra-long haul (almost 20 hour) flights.

The Boeing 777-9X is a gameboy with wings compared to the Airbus A350 XWB 1000.

by spin1038airbusappleboeing January 28, 2025

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Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 17, 2022

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