Lemon

A consumer good (usually automobile or electronic) that is often secondhand and riddled with problems.

I've heard the iPhone XS was a reliable device, but I got a fucking lemon and my apps crash whenever I'm on PornHub.

by guyfawkes1105 March 19, 2019

Lemon

People who like lemons are cool. They often can be sassy. they are quite athletic as well

gary: oh damn that person likes lemons
patrisha: they are so cool

by sandypatrishakid November 17, 2019

Lemon

Those yellow, sour things that life gives you, in order for you to make lemonade.

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

by Chris-Chan August 31, 2015

Lemon

Lemon is the man that makes me happy when I am sad.

hey lemon im sad.
wanna talk about it?
yeah...
**bingus**

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Lemon

A mix between a grapefruit and a raisen flavored octogon

WOW!!! THATS A LEMON

by ALEMONLOVINGMAN June 11, 2019

Lemon

A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.

“You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head”

by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019

LeMoN

Lemon’s are quite rare. Lemon’s can be a bit sour and sweet at the same time. They always like to win and never like to lose. Usually will help friends who are dealing with problems both physical and mental. Lemons might seem sour all the time but with the right conditions they can turn into sweet lemonade. Like Lemons, these people come from Asian decent and might have scars from past adventures.

person 1: Yo, have you met the new guy yet?

person 2: Yeah he seems like a Lemon, with all the helping others and stuff.
person 1: Yup he sure is a Lemon.

by Poseiden_theGreat April 30, 2019