When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.
'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'
by Davethefan August 9, 2015
Get the look at my own arse when I shit mug.steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023
Get the i shitted my pants i am for real mug.Whoever said it is automatically right and the recipient is wrong. If multiple people say it, then it acts as a +2 card in uno, it goes to the next person.
by JPMorganJr August 4, 2023
Get the suck my fat cock you dip shit mug.Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
by country_boy August 18, 2009
Get the Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar mug.It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!
(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!
(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
by Squirrelish87 July 28, 2008
Get the Your Mama Said That Shit too last night mug.Do not cause trouble with someone who has something held over your head. (I.e. you cheated on bae with bae's good friend)
Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to Mel who can text Leigha and let her know the dealio in .5 seconds. Don't shit where you eat, Dickson.
by mluque July 15, 2016
Get the don't shit where you eat mug.As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
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