blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.

Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.

by HM Barber February 22, 2019

Robbing one out

When you are overcome with excitement at seeing DJ Rob live that you are forced to masturbate

Friend 1: Hey I heard about your break up, what happened?
Friend 2: My girlfriend caught me Robbing one out just before heading down to the local

by Justdatiler January 18, 2022

Come out from under the land

It’s basically like get out the closet but for lesbian people

Come out from under the land

by Come out from under the land September 24, 2023

Get the sand out of your poutine

“Get the sand out of your pussy” (stop complaining/being a bitch), but a softened version for Canadians

“Stop insulting Canadian treasure RJ Barrett, ey?”

“Dude, get the sand out of your poutine.”

by RespectableCanadian69 July 30, 2024

Bring out the tail

Bringing out the best vibes for the function. Only used when something lit is about to happen. Like if you were hanging out with a guy with a butt-plug fox tail, but he's also the most lit person in the entire universe.

"Bro, we're hitting the fucking bars tonight bring out the tail."

by strain.fox April 19, 2024

out under three

To be drunk in public in the morning hours immediately after all the pubs have closed.

The bar closed and we were out under three when the cops drove by; luckily, we were able to duck into an alley.

She locked me out of the apartment and threw my stuff out. So I was only out under three because I didn't have anywhere else to go.

by defry11 January 6, 2023

Tylor Out

To not show up to a team lunch you were supposed to, or to abruptly end someone else’s zoom meeting.

A dinner with David, Dan, and Roberta? Yeah, I’m going to Tylor out of that.

by JimMafesto May 2, 2025