your mom

1.fat
2.stupid
3.ugly

1. your mom's so fat that when she gets in the elevator it has to go down
2. your mom's so stupid that she made you
3. your mom's so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye

by poopypants420.69 March 30, 2022

Your Mother

A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"

If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.

by sussy moment December 12, 2022

Your little cousin

A fiery hot minor aged 12 to 14 and has already lost their virginity to their science teacher and has massive saggy tits

Did you see your little cousin I’m tryina hit her up later

by I eat gerbils and slow cook co June 12, 2023

National uppercut Your sister day

It’s when you fucking destroy your sister cause she’s a little prick.

“Ima fucking upper cut the shit outta you Stephanie”

“Why?”
“Cause it’s National uppercut your sister day”

by MexiAlan October 30, 2019

Your family reunion is a gay communion

The worst insult you can ever use. If you use this you can kill the person in a matter of half a second. Not only can it kill the person but can kill his/her family in a few seconds after it killed the person on which it was used on. DO NEVER USE THIS INSULT.

carl- your mom gay
Nick-no u
carl-ur dad lesbian

NIck-no u
carl- ur granny tranny
NIck- no u
Carl- ur grandpap a trap
Nick-no u
Carl-your family reunion is a gay communion
NIck-*Fucking obliterated, the family dies*
Credit: My friend Anthony made it

by Bad insults May 21, 2018

Chuck your donuts

To overreact to an unintentional slight in a manner that implies knowledge you don't really have.

"This is the express lane, 10 item or less! How dare you be here with 11 items! You know full well that you are trying to take advantage of hard working people like me!"
"Dude, don't chuck your donuts! - This TP is a two-pack!"

by Awesome guy 74474 May 1, 2021

i am going to fard in your cheeseborgir

a very terrifying insult to assert dominance

person one :i am going to fard in your cheeseborgir

person two: *starts crying*

by eggerydoo February 18, 2023