When you are married and decide to fuck around and instead of your wife divorcing you she stays with you to only always remind you that you fucked up.
She will snip you so bad you’ll be begging for divorce.
She will snip you so bad you’ll be begging for divorce.
by S/he’s just a friend January 2, 2024
Get the She will snip you mug.A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.
Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.
Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.
Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.
Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".
Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".
by DeltaKT January 4, 2024
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Re is short for “Retard”
Re is short for “Retard”
Evan: “Why are you still twerking?”
David: “I don’t know why Brian isn’t talking”
Tyler: “That’s not what he said!”
Brian: “He asked why I wasn’t talking you fuckin re!”
^ Thats short for “retard”
David: “I don’t know why Brian isn’t talking”
Tyler: “That’s not what he said!”
Brian: “He asked why I wasn’t talking you fuckin re!”
^ Thats short for “retard”
by msiregalP January 4, 2024
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They will…
Loving you I do still…
Worry about much I do…
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by a dream and 💔 January 4, 2024
Get the You mug."how do you do fellow kids" is a term to use when companies or quite literally anything try to be all cool and hip with the youth.
normal & rational person: i hate opera gx's marketing
opera gx: how do you do fellow kids?
wendy's: how do you do fellow kids?
normal & rational person: can you guys stfu
opera gx: how do you do fellow kids?
wendy's: how do you do fellow kids?
normal & rational person: can you guys stfu
by rk092 January 5, 2024
Get the how do you do fellow kids mug.Oh! So you DO know that I did the thing I'm saying a did. Good. That means you know I'm better than you and you're fully aware of your place beneath me. Fantastic. That's exactly how I want you to feel. Inferior. Because you ARE that.
Hym " 'You don't own it' he says. So, people don't own the contents of their own minds. Fantastic. That's going to work out great for everyone."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
Get the You don't own it mug.An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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