Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
by Elburno September 20, 2009
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Get the National give a girl my sweatshirt day mug.A catch phrase that came from the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card game, and is usually said when someone is about to get owned, with complete confidence.
*man 1 gets enraged with fury*
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.
by seanbond5 June 1, 2012
Get the You just activated my trap card. mug.Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Did you just assume my gender? mug.when you're telling someone about a problem you're having, and they respond by telling you about how your life is fine because THEIR life is much worse for various reasons.
sarah couldn't ever talk to catie about her problems because she would always plat the my-life-is-worse game.
Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.
Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.
Sarah: my mother made me clean my entire house yesterday.
Catie: oh yeah? well my mother made me clean the whole house, and then mow the lawn.
by brooke/vicki September 12, 2009
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When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates
by xomaniac December 2, 2011
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