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Manning

Immediately after climaxing you flop onto your side and scream "Into the bruh bunker".
Can only be done if performed during football season.
by bigvanillagorilla June 5, 2019
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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Weed Man

When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.
Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.
by Gold Standard 1 January 14, 2025
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1 Can Man

only takes 1 alcoholic beverage to feel the the effect
by The leaker February 4, 2025
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There house man

A man who comes to there house.
“Hey bill this is there house.”
“Wait, who's that in the window?”
“ITS THE THERE HOUSE MAN DJEJDJFJDJDJFJ.”
by My House Man March 16, 2020
mugGet the There house manmug.

One man chillage

Being male and single.
Not long til I'm fighting them off with a really cool stick. So, I'm gonna enjoy living this 'one man chillage' for a while...
by Budben1 April 13, 2011
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Chicken Man

A alias to a few infamous narcotic dealers alluded to in a Bruce Springsteen song.
Omg Chicken Man yelled "Hey Bhad Bhabie" when Thomas K was in town. That is complete Crazytown.
by Me=word plug January 16, 2019
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