lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Who are you texting?

Let me introduce you to the belt..

Mum "Who are you texting?"
Jimmy "......."

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021

But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.

Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

She wants to meet you

When a GenZ youngster wants to use you to give them a ride to the mall to have a date with their gf/bf without telling you to do it. They would say their gf/bf wants to meet the driver.

“My girlfriend said she wants to meet you. Can you drive me to the mall?”

by cultureshockeddd January 8, 2022

Did you do the shoe?

A question one asks when they are need in of homework for shoemaker's class.

Yo Jer, did you do the shoe? I didn't have my book last night

by Connor W. January 14, 2008

I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.

Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

Oh who is you?

is what you say to someone that is trying to bother you

Girl: oh your weird

Girl 2: oh who is you?

by catchmeoutsidehowabouthat555 May 18, 2025