excuse my french

Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.

by smokeyjoe September 6, 2003

Mormon French Kiss

When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.

Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.

by Bros Gold January 7, 2016

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french horn solo

When a French horn player actually has something other than upbeats. Or for non-musicians, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go.

Man did you hear that french horn solo ?

what's that?

Something very rare and precious.

by The musician January 24, 2017

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french maid costume

A type of costume ladies like to wear either during Halloween or else while working. Men don't mind the ladies wearing them either.

Have you tried on that french maid costume at Frederick's lately?

Oooh la la. That girl looks cute in the french maid costume, don't you think?

by Moodden January 6, 2008

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French horn player

Those amazing people that play this amazing instrument thats super shiny and only can sound great when a great french hornist plays on one!!!!

Bill: Your a french horn player?
Chuck Norris: Why yes, yes i am.
Bill: AWESOME! I think i'll be a french horn player now!

by amazing_frenchhornist December 9, 2011

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french rat gang

A threatening gang in South Carolina that kills rats and then flattens the rats and puts them in a crepe. They wear berets fake curly mustaches and striped shirts.

Myles: Please let me join the French Rat Gang!!

Overlord: Ha! Mere mortal you will never have the power or strength to eat a French rat. Much less worship one.

Overlord: *twists fake mustache*

by RatatouilleIsTheHolyOne January 23, 2020

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