Wolverhampton wanderers

Best club in the midlands, might be in relegation but still better than the inbred wba and asstown vanilla(aston villa) Every who supports wwfc is a legend a proppa geezer yk everyone else is just a bunch of wankers

wwfc fan: Yoooo did you see neves goal today
inbred:Nah man wolverhampton wanderers are shite
wwfc: You shag ur mum

by BigBoy55764 January 22, 2023

Joshua Wanders

Joshdub’s first and last name.

..but where did he go?

Person 1: Yo, Do you know where Joshua Wanders is?
Person 2: I don’t know Joshua Wanders.

by MichaelsHoles January 26, 2023

Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

wigga wanker

someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.

"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"

by DIG BICK 8008135 March 14, 2023

rainbow wanker

A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.

Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur

Selden: What

Bravis: Rainbow Wanker

Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!

by dickcockandballs April 13, 2023

billy-wanger

When an elderly lady touches a giraffes “cock” with her cold cold hands

Oh look, that zoo keeper just done a billy-wanger

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.

“That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023