silver unicorn

A totally awesome and amazing guy with a feminine Xbox live gamer tag; probably a good boyfriend to have in the end of it all

"The silver unicorn is pwning me at Cod bro!"

"He's probably also pwning his girl/boy friend in bed"

by Him hitachi October 5, 2013

the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.

Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!

by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG

Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.

by Thatmlggamer September 15, 2016

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.

Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?

by I AM THE DESTROYER OF MAN June 8, 2016

Fringed unicorn

A man that has an Abercrombie face and a six pack. His hair looks fringed.

Oh my god! Look at the guy! He's such a fringed unicorn!!

by Rawr,Chicken Nuggets,Cheese May 27, 2016

stunt unicorn

to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.

My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.

by chelseydoeslove May 21, 2016