Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate
"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"
by Griffin guy February 19, 2016
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two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.
"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"
by legvnds November 05, 2018
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Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"
by omally June 28, 2018
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Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's
by Jacob with two e's March 14, 2019
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two o'clock whore

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.
Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.
by progressives October 24, 2009
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Two-Faced Birch

A lovely person, this saying stems from Lewes, England.
Dom: what do you think of her?
Paul: Shes a two-faced birch!
by tommybrookes December 02, 2021
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Two in the Glory Hole

when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.

Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration
Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?

Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though
by Barcelona Supporter April 07, 2011
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