angry spoon

When you spoon but you're angry, sometimes a sex position if you are kinky enough.

Fuck I think Tyler just gave me the Angry Spoon

by Jumping Spoons April 24, 2016

In Spoon

The state of mind the morning after a heavy night when you feel perfectly healthy except for a vague sense of unreality and confusion

I was partying last night, doing shots of absinthe and then back to a guys house smoking until 5am. I don't feel at all hungover, but I'm definitely in spoon.

by Maf_C April 12, 2009

Spoon

A spoon is used to eat things in a bowl but is most com.only used as a cbt weapon

Mmmm I love a good spoon

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ

Oh My God! You're such a spoon

by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022

spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.

Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.

by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022

Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021