five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

Second Virginity

The time you tell about losing your virginity but it wasn't the first but the most memorable

Shit... I lost my second virginity... it was the best!

by idku333 October 10, 2016

second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.

Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!

by jTechMHz December 10, 2016

5 Second Crush

When you're not initially attracted to a person, but then they do something that is attractive and you're attracted to them in the moment but then later on you don't feel the same way and you're not that attracted to them anymore.

girl: wow I didn't like him before but he's so cute!

1 hour later

girl: I feel nothing towards him. I guess it was just a 5 Second Crush

by 5 second crush March 14, 2016

Second Boyfriend

Someone who is already in a relationship, like yourself, that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other. You’re in a relationship with each other on the side.

When you have more than one boyfriend

“Monday’s are for second boyfriends”

by SecondgirlfriendNicki June 30, 2019

Seconds

When you get another plate of food after you have initially eaten your first one.

"That food last night was so good, I just has to go back for seconds."

by macdiablo_ July 19, 2019

The ten seconds of death

The first ten secends after you take a shot and you don't know if you are going to throw up or you are going to have a great night!

Originates from the danish term 'de ti døds sekunder'

Omg the ten seconds of death went wronh

by Shot overdose July 29, 2019