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Queef cam

Usually when a human being/ object of choice takes a video of a queef in action. Videos could be taken either in slow motion, or normal speed. Filters are usually added to these bundles of joy.
"Oh my lord do you see that?! That man is taking a queef cam of the two adults doing the honkey tonk! Good golley how I love queef cams.They are my fetish. I must go now."
by Piercethedank_memes June 25, 2016
mugGet the Queef cammug.

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
mugGet the Martin Luther Queefmug.

Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.
“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese
by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020
mugGet the Penal Queefmug.

queef

A heterosexual female who exclusively surrounds herself with a gay male circle of mates.
Youll never find Shannon straying to far from her boy toy circle. She is a devout queef.
by Xandya jaxton May 3, 2021
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Queef

When yo fart rolls up your pussy lips SKSKSKSKJSSKSK
“I was fucking this ugly ass dude with a big dick and then i queefed on his dick and i fell off the bed 😔”
by bigbootyjudy475 June 12, 2018
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casket queef

the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch
"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."
by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021
mugGet the casket queefmug.

Queef

A word out of bris word bank she claims it to be “ Idk a queen! Someone who's cool or does a lot of power moves tbh”
I love loona, theyre lowkey queefs.
by chikita2 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Queefmug.

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