Afghani bell ringer

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.

I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.

by Nut N run September 1, 2017

Toasts and bell

A situation going unexpectedly well.

"Hey guys, how's the new trivia app doing?"
"It's all toasts and bell, dude, users love it"

by toastsandbell November 10, 2016

Taco bell

Taco bell makes you fart fire and make you have to sit on the toilet for fifty hours

Taco bell makes me poop lava because it burns

by SUBSCRIBETO MINECRAFT_ERROR101 May 4, 2020

Camp-bell

A camp-bell is a homeless broad who is the "bell" of the local homeless encampment

Unfortunately I have had the misfortune of encountering more than my share of camp-bells and they are all the same.
Fat, ugly, toothless, middle aged, bossy, ignorant bullies who regulate and call the shots in the homeless community of homeless campers where their low life ass reins.

Knot-scot: doesn't Lori remind you of mama from the movie "throw mama from the train"?
Deadlee: you mean "Lori camp-bell"? Ha! Now that you mention it she totally reminds me of that character.

by Octilted October 30, 2021

Dan Bell

Creepy guy who drives around Baltimore at night talking about sex and puts it on Youtube.

I became impotent after watching a Dan Bell video.

by crackimanative July 13, 2025

The liberty bell

When someone swings their own sack into another man's sack violently

Jimmy hit me with the liberty bell last night now I can't walk

by Nickkydickky June 28, 2025

Taco Bell water board

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face

Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that

by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020