spoon-licker

someone who licks spoons

you're a spoon-licker

by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.

"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"

by Rug Maker January 26, 2010

spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes

Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?

by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019

crunchy spoon

When you are spooning but the bed is crunchy from cum from earlier.

" I was hitting her with that crunchy spoon"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.

I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.

by Captains knot February 27, 2014

Spoons

Liam Paynes biggest fear

Liam: I have a strange fear of spoons 🥄

by Spoons 🥄 August 30, 2022

Spooning

When two people are totally undressed/ bare and lay together cuddling one as a bg spoon and the other as the small spoon.

When it’s cold me and Jordan spoon.
They were spooning in bed.

by Mary Adam July 3, 2019