sticky hands

masturbating

I had sticky hands when I was watching some hentai last night.

by betaPoltergeist February 19, 2015

Slow Hands

The best song ever, anyone who disgrees should be shot.

Rappo said Slow hands was shit, so i danza slapped him.

by Reptillia February 23, 2005

pee hands

The act of washing your hands in a public washroom, flicking the water on another person, and yelling PEE HANDS!

Person 1: Pee hands! *flick flick*

Person 2: Don't be gross.

by DJ Silly Hat August 28, 2007

Catch Hands

This is the beating that gets delivered to a loser specifically for being a fucking loser. In general, these are polo shirt wearing rich boy suburb tough guys that pretty much deserve the beating anyway. It’s better when a girl delivers it.

Yo Tara! This telephone tough guy over here is prancing around with a purple martini and gave me a shoulder. You wanna take care of this???

WHAT! Is that a performance fleece? This kid is about to Catch Hands.

Tara proceeds to bear the shit out of this kid, steal his fleece and throw it in a dumpster after she kicks him while he’s down.

Kid caught hands.

by Who stole my shoes? June 19, 2020

Hand Candy

A female (or group of females) worth retaining in mind for referral back to at a later date when it is more convenient to perform a Five-Knuckle shuffle.

'Have a look at that Hand Candy over there'

by Lodge February 11, 2004

Hand Grenade

When a man masturbates and cums into his hand and then throws the semen at/or on his sexual partner.. Then the spunk that lands there is considered "shrapnel".

Joey totally hand grenaded his Girlfriend when she wasn't prepared sending "shrapnel" all over her face.

by anonymous mom76 September 10, 2010

porno hand

Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.

Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!

Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!

by Andrew Jones October 17, 2004