a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia
by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025
Get the kumquat fruitmug. when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;
me: guess what i did last night
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025
Get the fruit blow-upmug. by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023
Get the Fruitmug. A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.
Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus
by Gilliams June 6, 2022
Get the Depressed fruit ninjamug. by Mol5on September 10, 2021
Get the Fruit Saladmug. by Chazza990 June 17, 2022
Get the Fruit Memug. During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
by Ms. Pinky December 13, 2008
Get the Fruit Rollupmug.