Dutch Butt Disease

Insensitive Michigan slang for a genetic disposition of women with ancestors from the Netherlands towards posterior adiposity (a fat ass).

Yikes, They better start crop-dusting for Dutch Butt Disease or there won't be any seats left on the buses.

by Mitch Gander January 19, 2005

pennsylvania dutch oven

When an Amish man locks a milano in a sauna until he/she passes out, then the Amish man fucks him/her raw.

OMG, my BFF Jill just got the ol' "pennsylvania dutch oven" treatment from Ismael down the road.

by Texas Tornado January 24, 2009

Dutch auction

A reverse auction in which goods begins at a high asking price but are then offered at progressively lower prices until a bidder is found. A practice used on eBay.

The Dutch auction is how Dutch tulips are bidded on.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

dutch gas mask

A Dutch Gas Mask is the act of inserting a rubber hose or similar apparatus into one's anus while attaching the other end to one's nose & mouth with an oxygen mask or similar apparatus to enjoy their own odour & gaseous emissions. Mainly practiced by fetishists.

To hell with the dutch oven, I totally did the dutch gas mask last night, it was epic!

by Rebecca C. June 3, 2008

double dutch rider

The act of grabbing your penis and having a partner grab his own penis. Then you grab your partners arm with your unoccupied hand and moving it in an up and down motion (jerking him off) while he does the same to you.

That double dutch rider last night was fucking awesome!

by paulie lemonz July 26, 2010

Double Dutch Oven

When a Dutch citizen releases stinging fumes from the anus and traps the head of a friend or loved one under the covers until the unwilling party passes out or vomits (otherwise known as a normal dutch oven). Doing so as a Dutch citizen doubles the effect of the oven, making it especially vicious.

Somewhere in the Netherlands: As a man watched his loved one enter the room, he emitted ass gas so foul the blanket began to disintegrate, and as she lifted the cover to climb into bed, he grabbed her head and trapped it under the blanket; "Double Dutch Oven!" he bellowed. In under 10 seconds, the woman had passed out and vomited all over the sheets.

by RadiationManx May 25, 2011

Screaming Dutch Oven

a loud fart released under a blanket from a crouched position beside the furniture causing the occupants to scream.

Hey dude i just left a Screaming Dutch Oven for Tim and Cindy in the bed.

by Gasengenuity February 19, 2011