Insensitive Michigan slang for a genetic disposition of women with ancestors from the Netherlands towards posterior adiposity (a fat ass).
Yikes, They better start crop-dusting for Dutch Butt Disease or there won't be any seats left on the buses.
by Mitch Gander January 20, 2005
When an Amish man locks a milano in a sauna until he/she passes out, then the Amish man fucks him/her raw.
by Texas Tornado January 25, 2009
A reverse auction in which goods begins at a high asking price but are then offered at progressively lower prices until a bidder is found. A practice used on eBay.
by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008
A Dutch Gas Mask is the act of inserting a rubber hose or similar apparatus into one's anus while attaching the other end to one's nose & mouth with an oxygen mask or similar apparatus to enjoy their own odour & gaseous emissions. Mainly practiced by fetishists.
by Rebecca C. June 03, 2008
The act of grabbing your penis and having a partner grab his own penis. Then you grab your partners arm with your unoccupied hand and moving it in an up and down motion (jerking him off) while he does the same to you.
That double dutch rider last night was fucking awesome!
by paulie lemonz July 26, 2010
When a Dutch citizen releases stinging fumes from the anus and traps the head of a friend or loved one under the covers until the unwilling party passes out or vomits (otherwise known as a normal dutch oven). Doing so as a Dutch citizen doubles the effect of the oven, making it especially vicious.
Somewhere in the Netherlands: As a man watched his loved one enter the room, he emitted ass gas so foul the blanket began to disintegrate, and as she lifted the cover to climb into bed, he grabbed her head and trapped it under the blanket; "Double Dutch Oven!" he bellowed. In under 10 seconds, the woman had passed out and vomited all over the sheets.
by RadiationManx May 02, 2011
by rawilliamsb November 29, 2016