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Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.
Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.
by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019
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Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.
by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010
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spoon

a stupid dumb idiot who has sweaty balls and stinks and is dumb and has big ass patas and calls Aliza a carpet licker
"spoon your balls smell bro"
"its my natural deoderant bro"
by ALIZALAIZALAIZ August 25, 2022
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Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.
Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.
by crazycat42 December 15, 2020
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Spoon

A spoon is used to eat things in a bowl but is most com.only used as a cbt weapon
Mmmm I love a good spoon
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
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Spoon

Me: Hey Spoon
Spoon: Hey
by Macdnwljebfiu3bg August 30, 2019
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Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,
Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018
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