by ●Ohmagodabagle● April 07, 2019
by Bxhsjd May 14, 2019
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by Jose Ramos.... April 22, 2020
Ya know what? Heres the real question. Why the fuck did you look this up? You might have just wanted to learn but, seriously? Thats creepy af. I must admit though, searching up weird things on the Urban Dictionary is pretty fun.
Daniel: Damn man, i just had sex...
Jaxon: Why the fuck are you telling me this. I don't even know you.
Daniel: Well, this is awkward...
Jaxon: Yeah, no shit sherlock
Jaxon: Why the fuck are you telling me this. I don't even know you.
Daniel: Well, this is awkward...
Jaxon: Yeah, no shit sherlock
by ThatOneWeirdPerson March 28, 2016
Sex is a lot of things- not just dick inside pussy. Sex is oral, tribbing, penetration, and anything else you want it to be. It can be straight sex or gay, one person or multiple. Sex is basically anything sexy you do with another person(s). Its a magical experience, and the only rules are be safe and consent is sexy. :3
Lesbian/gay sex just simply dont exist. Its just “sex”, no matter the genders preforming the spicy tango.
There are many things you can do while having sex, and there are lots of techniques to do different things. It might be worth looking up some things- not from porn, because porn is really all staged. Consent is made off camera, and just... porn is such a bad example of how to have sex.
There are many things you can do while having sex, and there are lots of techniques to do different things. It might be worth looking up some things- not from porn, because porn is really all staged. Consent is made off camera, and just... porn is such a bad example of how to have sex.
by Lizzy the Fairy November 17, 2019
Sex is for horny people
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child
99% of the population do it
It's when your bored and want to end up with a child
Dude 1: Babe, wanna make babies?
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO
This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..
Girl: Sure, but the correct word is sex
Dude 1: DID YOU JUST CORRECT ME? YOU ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HAVING SEX WITH A MAN. If only I could find one.
Dude 2: I could fuck you.
Dude 1: K.
(10 minutes later)
Dude 1: I am so wet rn.
Dude 2: I have HIV, lol.
Dude 1: WHAT, YOU GAVE ME HIV NOOOOOOO
This is why you don't have sex, or just buy a condom..
by ThatWeirdFuckGirl August 04, 2017