potato factor

The scale on which you rate your computer's ability to do computer functions or play games. Usually something most of your friends in the PCMR forget to take into account.

Friend: "Dude, how are you rubber-banding in rocket league? You have a ping of 2?!"
You: "You've obviously forgotten the potato factor"

by ThisFuckerHasDefinitions December 13, 2016

Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.

Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.

by Yubashiri December 16, 2016

Potato

Less burned nigger

"Yo is jame'er'iquarshe charred??"
"Nah nibba he a potato"

by Danielfuckface February 17, 2017

Potato knubs

Slang word for sweet potato tater tots. Commonly used by 6th grade students.

Tonight mom made us some potato knubs for dinner

by Sky._.412 February 28, 2017

potato

me

what's a potato ? "me"

by remmus23 March 23, 2017

Potato

A way to describe a beautiful, loving, caring creature that can satisfy any of you're needs. As it can be fried, baked, diced, sautéed and who knows what else! If someone calls you a potato that is a compliment.
Also can be used for different sex positions...

Boy 1: god that potato is finnnneee
Boy 2: I'd hit that potato in all the different ways

by Potato:))))) April 10, 2017

Potato

something made in Idaho and all that it is known for.

That potato was made in Idaho.

by billybobjoejack April 18, 2017