piss lizzard

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015

brown piss

the most uncomfortable type of piss which occurs when one does not hydrate enough

broh i just had the worst brown piss broh

by peemantis March 11, 2020

Piss Suck

The act of simultaneously sucking a vape while taking a piss, usually at a public urnal at a place such as work or a sporting event or in your home.

Mark- “what are you doing over there bruce?”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”

by Warthog0129 August 5, 2022

piss panty

The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.

After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.

by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 7, 2019

Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.

Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.

by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011

Piss Baby

A grown boy who threatens to kill himself because you won't get back together with him.

"Skyler is such a piss baby."
"For real!"

by SoggyBussy November 30, 2021

False Piss

When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis

Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."

by Roli720 November 7, 2013