Funny in the pants

Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on

When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection

It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it

by Tonythetiler December 5, 2017

make happy in one's pants

1. To suddenly discover that one, under circumstances of excitement or happiness, that one has in fact ejaculated.

2. Goes the same for any type of substance which has been released into the underpants.

Mommy...I made happy in my pants again...
What have i told you about playing on the tyre swing?

1. Wow! A Butterfly!
It's enough to make happy in one's pants

2. You make one happy in one's pants!

by Pie Brother TB January 20, 2008

i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

Pantera

Heavy fucking southern heavy metal. Dimebag Darrell and his brothers being the pioneers of the band, taking the fuck the rest, we're the heavyiest shit ever, attitude.

Panter is some heavy shit, Dimebag's guitar sounds like a chainsaw with strings.

by MetalIsLife November 14, 2004

pantyhose

an article of clothing usually made of nylon that every fine female should wear. if they fine then they need to be sportin pantyhose proud.

by Dat Boi Blade July 21, 2003

MC Pee Pants

A giant spider from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who happens to be a rapper. His hit single, "I like candy" is very catchy to wads of meat, especially Meatwad. He is killed and later reincarnated as a cow named Sir Loin.

Have you heard the new MC Pee Pants Song?

Yes! You've been blasting it all night!

by Zeke The Plumber October 25, 2008

Cum Bob Squirt Pants

Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.

"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.

by Jonny-Tann November 13, 2013