When you fuck a girl really fucking hard all night because you had to much to drink and now you're seduced easily and when you're fucking her both of y'all turn in the opposite direction like a drill and a screw then you fall asleep and when you wake up your dick is Bearly hanging on and it's all twisted with a purple tip .
Dad ; damn my dick hurts
Son ; why did I hear the bed move around a lot last night , it sounded like you were drilling something
Dad ; I was drilling your mom and now I have a purple tip
Son ; why did I hear the bed move around a lot last night , it sounded like you were drilling something
Dad ; I was drilling your mom and now I have a purple tip
by AlexBigDick June 15, 2016
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