hyunjins real girlfriend is human.
by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020
A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
by Mega Millions August 10, 2010
by Swass! II July 02, 2015
Player 1 wouldn't stop feeding so he caused Player 2 to ragequit, not only in the DotA game, but he also left the vent and failed to show up to school for the next three days.
Player 1's noobishness wouldn't allow Player 2 to last hit causing Simon to real life ragequit, crying"RAGEQUIT!" sprinting out of the lan party, and showing his face in public for the next ten days.
Player 1's noobishness wouldn't allow Player 2 to last hit causing Simon to real life ragequit, crying"RAGEQUIT!" sprinting out of the lan party, and showing his face in public for the next ten days.
by Ownalizer December 10, 2009
Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.
Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!
by Brobot0001000 November 08, 2010
used when something is serious, but not serious enough to be an emergency -- a joking way to depict an event as significant.
"We just won tickets to the superbowl!!!"
"Are you kidding me?!"
"No, this is the real deal holyfield"
"Are you kidding me?!"
"No, this is the real deal holyfield"
by VBR213 October 14, 2009
1. When someone is a complete noob, and they seriously need to get real.
2. They are so noob like that they are far off reality, in which case they need to get a hold of reality, aka get real. and since they are infarct a noob to start with, we say get real noob.
2. They are so noob like that they are far off reality, in which case they need to get a hold of reality, aka get real. and since they are infarct a noob to start with, we say get real noob.
Example #1:
noob: whats LoL?
cool dude: league of legends
noob: whats that?
cool dude: wtf, get real noob!
Example #2:
aS.ShaDow posted:
I agree with your opinion because you know how it feels to be famous.
WUT??
You cannot be serious. You are trying to say that its tough being famous and therefore people should feel bad for people who can't handle the fame and turn to drugs?
Get real, noob.
noob: whats LoL?
cool dude: league of legends
noob: whats that?
cool dude: wtf, get real noob!
Example #2:
aS.ShaDow posted:
I agree with your opinion because you know how it feels to be famous.
WUT??
You cannot be serious. You are trying to say that its tough being famous and therefore people should feel bad for people who can't handle the fame and turn to drugs?
Get real, noob.
by m Ali Jahed December 20, 2010