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dad swag

Middle age father who has trendy glasses, Eddie Bauer vest, styling hair and smells good
This older guy is so cute, he has dad swag.
by Dad swag January 20, 2017
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swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo
Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage
by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016
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swag champion

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.
Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014
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Swag pads

A hockey goalie's pads that have a design or color pattern that shows off the goalies swag.
jimmy: hey johnny look at that goalies swag pads!
Johnny: ya with pads like those theres no denying his swag.
by thepowerhouse21 May 8, 2011
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rhino swag

when you wear all gray clothing and look like a rhino
dude whats with the all grey today?
dude its called rhino swag
by matt b and chris d January 20, 2011
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Fag swag

When your swag asf and everyone thinks your gay, and you admittedly act gay because you want stupid mfs to leave you the fuck alone and they still don’t know they got words more aggressively insulting.
by Titus dyfilid March 3, 2019
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Swag Battery

Literally, a reference to genitalia. In common parlance, it is that which charges one's swag.
I can't turn my swag on until I've charged my swag battery. All I have to do is touch it to complete the swag circuit.
by Mock-a-Doodle-Doo September 19, 2012
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