egg mode

Egg mode is when you are sad upset, scared or angry. you put your body into fetal position or in ball form and rock back and forth.

bob: ah i hate volleyball
*gets hit by volleyball*
bob goes in egg mode in the middle of the court

by salt123459834 January 26, 2012

Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

by Triple J April 27, 2005

duck egg

nothing; use with aim

~yo
~hey ya
~sup
~duck egg. u?
~lol

by lisa February 21, 2004

Egg Beater

A person who excessively masterbates.

Shannon is such an Egg Beater. He spanks his monkey everyday in drew hall watching Tip Drill.

by paul March 14, 2004

Good egg

A good egg is james cook, no other questions

Thank you.

Its james birthday he is good egg

by Good egg namer September 13, 2018

Egg ro!

Another in the series of one dolla! one dolla!
another annoying chinese guy selling you egg rolls...except when he sells egg rolls, it sounds like egg ro!

chinese guy: getcha egg ro! egg ro! one dolla! only one dolla!
racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese merchant) Get out of my country! I dont want your fucking egg ros!

by All My Gods Have Failed Me... March 15, 2008

Fried eggs

breasts of a sunburned woman who has kept her top on, keeping the breasts pale, but has now decided to sunbathe topless, allowing the breasts to tan, nipples first. This gives an appearance of fried eggs.

When in Spain, perverts put on their shades and stare at the fried eggs around the pool.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004